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Airtours holidays

A would-be tourist asked the travel agent, "The brochure says no hairdressers in the resort - we are trainee hairdressers, will we be able to go there?"

Another said, "I believe you need a visa for Egypt - will Mastercard do?"

In a letter to Airtours, "I'm never flying to Jamaica with Airtours again. It took us nine hours, but it only took the American's three hours."

One holiday maker complained. "I had a wonderful holiday in Kenya but I think I should bring to your Health and Safety department's attention the fact that the animals were not fenced in".

At check-in someone asked, "Can I have a window seat please, it's a long journey and I would like some fresh air".

A travel representative asked tourists, "Which beetle did the ancient Egyptians revere?" One lady said, "I know this one, John Lennon!".

 

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