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Aliens

Several aliens were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR representative during the welcoming briefing. "You will get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The aliens promised.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The aliens all shook their heads no.

After the boss had left, the leader of the aliens said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the aliens continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat the secretary!"

 

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