Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing and advertising condoms.....
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Sony Condoms - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to put it today?
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking Good.
M+Ms Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the Load.
Abbey National Condoms - Because life's complicated enough.
Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going ...
ESSO Condoms - The eye of the Tiger.
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper.
Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
Ronseal Condoms - does what it says on the packet!
Vauxhall condoms - Raising the Standard!
L'Oreal condoms - Because I'm worth it.
Pepsi Condoms - Taste the difference, do the Pepsi Challenge.
Guiness Condoms - Good things come to those who wait.
Polo Mint Condoms - The one with the hole.
Muller Yoghurt - Pleasure without the pain.
Copyright Roy Dickason, October 2002 and April 2019.