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Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing and advertising condoms.....Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Sony Condoms - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms. Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to put it today? KFC Condoms - Finger Licking Good. M+Ms Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway Condoms - Lightening the Load. Abbey National Condoms - Because life's complicated enough. Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going ... ESSO Condoms - The eye of the Tiger. Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop. Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper. Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide. Ronseal Condoms - does what it says on the packet! Vauxhall condoms - Raising the Standard! L'Oreal condoms - Because I'm worth it. Pepsi Condoms - Taste the difference, do the Pepsi Challenge. Guiness Condoms - Good things come to those who wait. Polo Mint Condoms - The one with the hole. Muller Yoghurt - Pleasure without the pain. |
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