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Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing and advertising condoms.....

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Sony Condoms - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.

Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to put it today?

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking Good.

M+Ms Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the Load.

Abbey National Condoms - Because life's complicated enough.

Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going ...

ESSO Condoms - The eye of the Tiger.

Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper.

Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide.

Ronseal Condoms - does what it says on the packet!

Vauxhall condoms - Raising the Standard!

L'Oreal condoms - Because I'm worth it.

Pepsi Condoms - Taste the difference, do the Pepsi Challenge.

Guiness Condoms - Good things come to those who wait.

Polo Mint Condoms - The one with the hole.

Muller Yoghurt - Pleasure without the pain.


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