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Dogs

Why men are like dogs:

Both take up to much space on the bed.

Both have irrational fear of the vacuum cleaner.

Both mark their territory.

Both are suspicious of the Postman.

Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.

Both are fascinated by women's crotches.

Both fart Shamelessly.

 

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