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Family FortunesThe following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on a British television show
"Family Fortunes". If you've ever doubted that the families who appear on this
show are of sub-human intelligence, doubt no longer - they are all morons and Les Dennis
is their King... Q. Name something a blind person might use Q. Name a song with moon in the title Q. Name a bird with a long neck Q. Name an occupation where you need a torch Q. Name a famous brother and sister Q. Name a dangerous race Q. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers Q. Name something that floats in the bath Q. Name something you wear on the beach Q. Name something Red Q. Name a famous royal Q. Name a number you have to memorise Q. Name something in the garden that's green Q. Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine Q. Name something you might be allergic to Q. Name a famous bridge Q. Name something a cat does Q. Name something you do in the bathroom Q. Name an animal you might see at the zoo Q. Name something associated with the police Q. Name a sign of the zodiac Q. Name something slippery Q. Name a kind of ache Q. Name a food that can be brown or white Q. Name a jacket potato topping Q. Name a famous Scotsman Q. Name something with a hole in it Q. Name a non-living object with legs Q. Name a domestic animal Q. Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' Q. Name a way of cooking fish Q. Name something you open other than a door |
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