fifty

A woman recovering from major surgery informed the surgeon that during the operation she had left her body and spoken to God.

He told her "Not to worry, she had fifty more years to live."

So she lost two stone, had liposuction, a facelift, tummy tuck and dyed her hair.

On the way home she was knocked down and killed by a bus.

On meeting God she grumbled, "I thought you said I had another 50 years."

God replied. "Sorry about that, I didn’t recognise you!"