He said, she said
He said... "Want a quickie?".
He said... "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in
He said... "If you only could learn to make me a proper meal, then we could manage
without the cook and if you cleaned the house, we could fire the maid as well".
He said... "Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with
He said... "Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?".
He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Copyright Roy Dickason, October 2002 and May 2013.