Jobs and what they mean....
A man is flying in a hot air balloon, and realises he's lost. He reduces altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately thirty feet above this field. You are between forty and forty-one degrees North latitude, and between fifty-eight and fifty-nine degrees West longitude."
"You must be an IT Technician," says the balloonist.
"I am" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a manager."
"I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going to. You have made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."
Copyright Roy Dickason, October 2002 and April 2019.