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A priest was driving along

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looks and nearly has an accident and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg.

She immediately says, "Father remember Psalm 129." The priest apologises profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg for the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again.

The Nun once again says, "Father remember  Psalm 129". Once again the priest apologises, Sorry sister but you know the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way.  Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up Psalm 129:

"Go forth and seek, further up you will find glory".

The moral of the story: you should always be well informed in your job or you might miss a great opportunity!


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