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Round like a shot

Going to bed one night, a man noticed people in his shed stealing things.

He telephoned the police, but was told "No one is in the area to help, we will send someone over as soon as possible".

He hung up.

A minute later he rang again, "Hello, I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them".

Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said "I thought you said you'd shot them".

To which he replied "I thought you said there was no one available".

 

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