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Sister Katherine

Sister Katherine entered a nunnery.

The Mother Superior said "this is a silent nunnery. You may not speak until I direct you to do so."

Sister Katherine lived in silence for 5 years before the Mother Superior said, "Sister Katherine you have now spent 5 years here you are now allowed to say two words." Sister Katherine said, "Hard Bed." "I am sorry to hear that," the Mother Superior replied. "we'll get you a softer bed."

After another 5 years Sister Katherine was called by the Mother Superior. "You may now say another two words, Sister Katherine." "Cold food" said Sister Katherine, and the Mother Superior assured her the food would be warmer in future.

After her 15th anniversary Sister Katherine was called again by the Mother Superior. "You may say a further two words today" "I Quit," said Sister Katherine. "It's probably best," said the Mother Superior. "You've done F*ck all but moan since you came here.

 

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