Year 2000 computer problem
Because of heightened concern over Year 2000 problems and increased demand on our I.T. Department, we have determined that there is no longer any need for PC's, networks, Mini Computers or Mainframe Computers.
The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by December 1999, thus avoiding the anticipated Year 2000 problem. Instead, all employees will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.
This provides three distinct advantages:
Plus everybody gets the same advanced model.
In anticipation of the changeover, the following is a list of frequently asked questions regarding Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
Q: How do I turn off my Etch-A-Sketch?
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
Q: How do I create a New Document Window?
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
Q: What should I do when I pour coffee over my Etch-A-Sketch?
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
Thank you for your support.
Copyright Roy Dickason, October 2002 and May 2013.