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Year 2000 computer problem

Because of heightened concern over Year 2000 problems and increased demand on our I.T. Department, we have determined that there is no longer any need for PC's, networks, Mini Computers or Mainframe Computers.

The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by December 1999, thus avoiding the anticipated Year 2000 problem. Instead, all employees will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.

This provides three distinct advantages:
1. No Y2K problems.
2. No technical glitches to prevent goals from being accomplished.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing e-mails.

Plus everybody gets the same advanced model.

In anticipation of the changeover, the following is a list of frequently asked questions regarding Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn off my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A : Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document Window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What should I do when I pour coffee over my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

Thank you for your support.

 

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