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Zoo

Harry started his new job at the zoo and was given three tasks.

The first was to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. Harry started on this when suddenly a great big fish leapt out and bit him. Harry was not going to let a fish have a go so he beat the offending fish to death. Upon doing so he realised that his boss was not going to be best pleased, so Harry tried to think of a way to hide the dead fish. He hit on the brilliant idea of giving the fish to the lions as lion would eat anything, so Harry fed the fish to the lions.

Harry then moved on to his second job, which was to clear out the monkey house. Harry got stuck in but then a couple of chimps started throwing stones and rocks at him. Harry was not amused and bashed the chimps with his spade, killing them instantly. Harry was panicking, what could he do? He fed the chimps to the lions, because lions eat anything.

Anyway, Harry moved on to his last job, which was to collect honey from some South American bees. Harry started on this and got attacked by the bees, and as you can guess, Harry mashed the swarm of bees. By this point he was not too worried about the death of bees as he knew what to do, you guessed it, feed them to the lions, because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrived at the zoo. It wandered up to another lion and said, "What's the food like here?" The other lion replied, "Absolutely brilliant. Today I had fish and chimps with mushy bees".

 

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